Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana Hammock, my friend!
If you need an escape from the mundane, a passport out of predictability, you should definitely check out Banana Hammock. This is a rare indica strain created by crossing cross breeding Grape God X and Mandarin Sunset strains. The result is one highly potent pot, with an average THC concentration between 22-27%, so tokers beware, this hellacious herb packs a heady body high.
Because Banana Hammock is a heavily (and heavenly) indica dominant strain, smokers typically feel a deep sense of relaxation and report that it relieves pain. One Allbud reviewer said Banana Hammock “Produces very strong positive and upbeat thoughts while very relaxing and calming.” This combination of a happy mind and a relaxed body make this hybrid strain, a pealing. Okay, I know, but who can resist with a name like Banana Hammock!
And make no mistake, this bud is aptly named in terms of its aroma and flavor profiles. With a sweet, almost syrupy taste, and fresh, fruity aromas balanced by an earthy goodness, Banana Hammock makes a delectable dessert doobie.
So in this most chill state, you’re gonna want something to appropriately fill the musical bill, ya feel? I recommend Play, by Moby. This is a spacious, almost luxurious album that will envelop you in a soothing, yet gently uplifting web of electronic-oriented music. Play “plays” with elements of blues, gospel, and electronica, treating the listener to a varied and intriguing aural soundscape. With lush harmonies and graceful grooves, Play is the perfect accompaniment to a Banana Hammock high. One reviewer captured this perfectly, stating:
Play weaves a marvelous musical tapestry, with a variety of existing, usually obscure source material — such as a virtually unknown song by Southern Gospel group BIll Landford and the Landfordaires (Run On) – to which he adds own musical enhancement, sometimes beats, sometimes background chords, sometimes melody to create something completely new. The opening track, Honey, sets the tone with its combination of a “call and response” type of African American tune with a fierce drum track, and Moby’s trademark muscular piano.
And you can’t forget your piehole, because you gotta feed the body and the mind, right? I recommend Miss Vickie’s Sea Salt & Vinegar Flavored Kettle Cooked Potato Chips. This salty, crunchy, tangy concoction is a perfect counterbalance to the sweet sensations and sound of Banana Hammock and Play. As one reviewer put it: “Good taste and crunch, for me just the right balance of vinegar taste and saltiness. The key for Miss Vickie’s vs all other kettle type chips is they are NOT greasy.” Enjoy!
At Newsweed.com, we adhere to three simple principles: truth, balance, and relatability. Our articles, podcasts, and videos strive to present content in an accurate, fair, yet compelling and timely manner. We avoid pushing personal or ideological agendas because our only agenda is creating quality content for our audience, whom we are here to serve. That is why our motto is ”Rolling with the times, straining for the truth.”
Your opinion matters. Please share your thoughts in our survey so that Newsweed can better serve you.
Charles Bukowski, the Los Angeles beat poet that captured the depravity of American urban life once said, “There is something about writing poetry that brings a man close to the cliff’s edge.” Newsweed is proud to stand in solidarity and offer you a chance to get close to the cliff’s edge with our first Power of Poetry Contest. Are you a budding bard, a versatile versifier, a rhyming regaler? Do you march to the beat of iambic pentameter, or flow like a river with free verse? If so, here’s your opportunity to put your mad poetic chops to the test. Enter our poetry contest for bragging rights and an opportunity to win some cash!
