Spliff Trio: Prepare for Liftoff
As the pressures of the modern-day wear on the mind, it can be hard to escape the void of identity politics, deceptive media, and endless bickering. One way of countering this madness is creating our own void, one filled with heavenly smoke, sick guitar riffs, and satisfying munchies. We have procured a bud, an album, and a snack for you to suck away your worries like an inescapable black hole of pleasure and relaxation. Take this trio to heart and you may find that you are the master of your own reality without a care for the world’s trivial anxieties.
Our Bud Aldrin of Choice: A Blue Dream Spliff
Reality can be a tad obnoxious so let’s take some time to escape that annoyance for a bit by going into a dream of bright blue skies and rich deep ocean marine with the legendary Blue Dream Spliff. Roll your joints, pack your pipes, ready your bongs, and prepare for lift-off as this incredible bud takes you to infinity and beyond! Coming from the merging of the Sativa dominant Haze and the Indica dominant Blueberry, Blue Dream brings the best of both ganja worlds combining deep bodily relaxation with gentle mental stimulation. This allows for creative and mental energy to be exerted while also relieving pain and bodily stress.
A Leafly user describes their experience by saying “All of a sudden, I felt as if I was briskly cruising on a warm cloud, which was followed by an amazing burst of energy.” This perfectly describes the middle ground that this cosmic strain provides. A great way to feel centered in this world where people take extremes that never seem to go anywhere. Not only does this lovely strain feel great it also tastes great with hints of berries in this is an all-in-one package.
Sweet, Spacy Spliff: Radio Waves to Listen to in the Deep Cosmos
https://www.amazon.com/Master-Reality-Black-Sabbath/dp/B000002KDO
While Blue Dream is incredibly relaxing, it is also energizing as well, and what is better at capturing that feeling than the all too aptly named genre of stoner metal. And who better to hear it from than the legends and creators of the genre, the mighty Black Sabbath, and their 1971 album Master of Reality.
The album opens up with an ode to our favorite plant with the infectious Sweet Leaf and will continue this high-flying rocket of a journey up to the last track, Into the Void, which makes you feel like a marijuanaut, spliff in hand, exploring the vast expanses of the ganjaverse.
This album isn’t all just heavy riffs however; it’s got its moments of peacefulness. The regal Orchid or the prog rock-inspired Solitude is sure to fill your need for diverse sound. Ozzy Osbourne, Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler, and Bill Ward have made an album for heads both of the pot and metal variety with this collection of tasty tunes. In all, this album will leave you stunned in a hypnotic state, bobbing your head to the rich, low, bass-filled riffs and uniquely written 70’s metal classics.
Spilff Snacks: Astronaut Food
https://www.amazon.com/Ruffles-Cream-Onion-Flavored-Potato/dp/B00CNZTVDW
Exploring the cosmos is hard work, so one is going to need to refill their fuel, and there isn’t better spliff rocket fuel than Ruffles Sour Cream and Onion Chips. With crunchy, satisfying ridges and tangy, rich, sour cream and onion flavor, you are sure to have a great time. You will in no time find that you have finished the whole bag without a second thought due to these chips’ addictive and delicious qualities.
It’s the classic combo of Ruffles chips with sour cream and onion dip without all the hassle of making the dip and cleaning up afterwards, making sure nothing is harshing your mellow. With this trio, you are sure to follow in the steps of Bud Aldrin and take one small puff for bud and one giant hit for budkind.
See you, space cowboy!
